Got Tits?

Tits. Boobs. Breasts. Rack. What is the obsession with the female chest? Is it because they are like soft mounds? Or is it because it is like discovering a wrapped present or candy bar? Or is it because it is the best bun for the hot dog? For most women, we either complain about them being too small or too big. While some of us are struggling through painful breast transplants, others are consulting doctors on breast reductions. On the Colbert Report show, I learned that the Today Show did a story on our boob obsession and there were close to one billion hits on breasts, boobs and tits on google...the brain only had a little over one million hits. I guess we know where our heads are! (insert smirk here)

Now, to more scandalous thoughts on the rack...why do men or ladies like to suck nipples on boobs? It seems like the nipple is the most forbidden part of the breast. Is it because of the hue difference? When I first started exploring myself sexually, I would become so aroused when a guy sucked on my nipples. It made me feel so wild, natural and free. Then, I went through a period where I was detached from that tingly sensation that came with nipple sucking. It didn't work anymore! It didnt give me that sexual high that I was searching for any longer! As I pretended to be turned on by my partner at the time, I once again wondered why men were so fixated on boobs. Luckily for me, the sensation came back along with my libido a few years later. It felt good again. It felt like a salute to my very fucking femininity and I felt like Tony the fucking Tiger!!! YES, it felt that good to feel a mouth taking in my nipple and sucking it as if my nipple was the last lollipop...the last morsel on earth!!! Whew...I just had a moment...lol

Why do you think people are obsessed withbrits? It is because we are just amazed by our anatomy or does it appeal to the freaky side of our nature? What do you think?

What kind of sexy are you?

Women work so hard at being sexy. There are so many factors that go into it; however, no matter what, it all comes down to how they feel about themselves (at any given time). What gets me agitated about this stance on being sexy is that they don't understand that there's a distinct difference in their definition of sexy versus that of men's. From a man's point of view, there are levels of sexy; please allow me to explain:

Classy sexy: This is the sexy that makes a man want to slowly and cleverly remove the clothing from your body; we will make love to you in this instance. This sexy leaves the sex to our imagination and challenges our lovemaking prowess.

Trashy sexy: Ok. Men can't resist this sexy because there's no challenge here at all. The message is loud and clear: Fuck me now; didn't I say now? Men are always tempted by this sexy because it does not require top secret clearance to access. The nana is already on the clearance rack. (Married and coupled women can learn from this sexy; use it from time to time).

Beach sexy: This sexy is lazy. It has no real appeal to the appetite of most men. Fat women should stay away from this sexy and simply continue to build on their self-confidence. Spaghetti strap tank tops do not promote sexy, unless you have a pair a of heels of a color close to your own on. Men will fuck this, but lazily. You get what you put in.

Mature Sexy: ; This is that sexy that you can only acquire with experience. It's that freeky sexy that makes a man imagine fucking that high school teacher. We like this sexy a lot because its all about power and accomplishment. Finally, getting that A , or in this case, the V.

Wild Sexy: This is that Cree Summer, shit. This is that sexy that shops at Whole Foods and comes with natural, alternative ways of exploring sex. This can take awhile to understand and grow accustomed to. In these cases, men just fuck the pussy and see where it leads.

Mind In/Body Out

Have you ever had those days where your mind is there...you are thinking about the nasty things you want to do with your partner, but your body is not cooperating? Maybe you have worked all day, had to deal with kids all day or just don't feel like it....that is a classic case of mind in/body out. I am sitting here (on my monthly time out from the game) and I am thinking of the things that I would love to do right now, all of the scandalous...freaky...feel good things that I can think of...but yet...I...am...feeling...so....tired....zzzzzzzzzz

Welcome Home, My Freaks

Hello my friends...we are so happy that you are joining us for our first post. We are professional  people who love our professional lives and want to talk about our lives and sex! We are excited to have a way to honestly express ourselves and we hope that you are honest with us! We love to babble...SEXY babble that is... ;)

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