What kind of sexy are you?

Women work so hard at being sexy. There are so many factors that go into it; however, no matter what, it all comes down to how they feel about themselves (at any given time). What gets me agitated about this stance on being sexy is that they don't understand that there's a distinct difference in their definition of sexy versus that of men's. From a man's point of view, there are levels of sexy; please allow me to explain:

Classy sexy: This is the sexy that makes a man want to slowly and cleverly remove the clothing from your body; we will make love to you in this instance. This sexy leaves the sex to our imagination and challenges our lovemaking prowess.

Trashy sexy: Ok. Men can't resist this sexy because there's no challenge here at all. The message is loud and clear: Fuck me now; didn't I say now? Men are always tempted by this sexy because it does not require top secret clearance to access. The nana is already on the clearance rack. (Married and coupled women can learn from this sexy; use it from time to time).

Beach sexy: This sexy is lazy. It has no real appeal to the appetite of most men. Fat women should stay away from this sexy and simply continue to build on their self-confidence. Spaghetti strap tank tops do not promote sexy, unless you have a pair a of heels of a color close to your own on. Men will fuck this, but lazily. You get what you put in.

Mature Sexy: ; This is that sexy that you can only acquire with experience. It's that freeky sexy that makes a man imagine fucking that high school teacher. We like this sexy a lot because its all about power and accomplishment. Finally, getting that A , or in this case, the V.

Wild Sexy: This is that Cree Summer, shit. This is that sexy that shops at Whole Foods and comes with natural, alternative ways of exploring sex. This can take awhile to understand and grow accustomed to. In these cases, men just fuck the pussy and see where it leads.